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BREAKING NEWS: THE FIRST COUNTRY HAS COLLAPSED! The nation of criminals and pirates, the Bronx, has officially capitulated due to a lack in cash money which as criminals they should be able to get without even doing anything outside of their actual purpose. These guys were such bums that they couldn't even hold a country for a few days all because their cards declined. Will the bums known as the Bronx ever recover? The answer is no because who would take in a bunch of brokies? This is BigNewsMC, and more amazing stories like this are coming soon.